TheWiseOne

Apparently I am owned by Leno.

History
In 1996, an alien ship landed in the desert. Agents from Area 51 recovered the ship. When they ventured inside, they found a small alien creature. They sent it to Canada for testing. But the creature escaped and snuck into a house in a city nearby. When the owners of the house found the creature, they decided to adopt it becuase they were both high.

Fifteen and a half years later, that creature has learned to read, write, speak french and is married to Lenobia.